Skeleton Beats Out Human QB For Cardinals Job

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What’s all this about a Skeleton starting for the Cardinals at QB? Can’t they find a live person to play QB for them?

I mean it’s bad enough that immigrants are beating out Americans for jobs, but now skeletons?

According to The Associated Press, Cardinals’ coach Ken Whisenhunt said during a news conference, “it’s fair to say at this point going forward we feel like the quarterback that gives us the best chance to win right now is John Skelton.”

Wisenhunt added, “At times, he’s shown he could make plays. At times, he’s looked like a young quarterback.

Wow.

That’s tough for Kevin Kolb, the skeleton’s live competition. I mean to get beaten out by a skeleton. Kolb must really feel kind of dead inside.

But I think the important question is how will the skeleton blend with the team?
 

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