Lingerie Football Is Dead? No, Now They Are Legends

Yesterday’s announcement from the former Lingerie Football League that they will now be called, the “Legends Football League” is just another sign of the decline of the Western civilization.

Evidently the league whose brand tag line was ‘True Fantasy Football’ (hint, hint) now wants to be taken seriously, with a new tag line –‘Women of the Gridiron’.

They won’t be wearing lingerie anymore either.

According to Rick Chandler’s Off The Bench blog, the blog I consider as an authority on all thing hilarious in sports, “they’ve eliminated the underwear and are now just using really skimpy uniforms. Not sure that counts as being legendary, but I could be wrong.”

Here’s the press release from the league…

“This is the next step in the maturation of our now global sport. While the Lingerie Football League name has drawn great media attention allowing us to showcase the sport to millions, we have now reached a crossroad of gaining credibility as a sport or continuing to be viewed as a gimmick. In the coming years we will further establish this sport in the US, Australia, Europe and Asia as the most known form of American football globally. In order to reach the next milestone, we feel the focus has to be the sport and our amazing athletes”, said Mitchell S. Mortaza, Founder & Chairman, Lingerie Football League, LLC.

LFL Re-Brand announcement also includes:
– Performance wear replaces all lingerie aspects of uniform
– New design of logos removing any sexy female figures
– Redesign of shoulder pads to increase protection
– Brand tag line shifts from ‘True Fantasy Football’ to ‘Women of the Gridiron’

Ok, let me get this straight. You first billed yourself as lingerie football, and ‘True Fantasy Football’, and now you want credibility… but you want to keep showing booty.

Is Woody Johnson involved in this?

 

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