Are payments secure?
We use PayPal for all payments. PayPal is secure because it automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available).
Do I need a PayPal account to buy from you?
No, when you checkout it takes you to the Paypal payment system where you can enter your Visa, MasterCard, Amex Or Discover card, or you can use paypal if you do have a paypal account. The choice is yours.
What’s the deal with pre-orders?
Glad you asked! If you pre-order a new design that we haven’t stocked yet, you get $5.00 OFF! When will we get them in? It depends on demand. If demand is high for a new design, we can get them in as fast as a week. If not, it might be several weeks. We’ll notify you when it comes in though, so you’ll be aware of the shiznitz. Regardless, we’re working to get them all in ASAP!
Details on Shipping?
We ship from 2 locations: New York and Florida via USPS. We also use delivery confirmation at no extra charge!
If you need rush shipping for that all-important game, first date that you want to impress, wedding or bar/bat mitzvah, please contact us at email@example.com for details BEFORE ordering and we will be happy to quote the cost for you. For all International orders, you can check the shipping prices on the order page.
We do our best to ship out within 3-5 workdays of each order and most orders should arrive within one week of your purchase date. If you need an order quickly please email us first. International orders usually take 1-2 weeks. For orders to Kazakhstan, please consult the Kazakh Ministry of Information.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes. You should see your country listed in the checkout menu (even Kazakhstan). If an error appears instead of a shipping option during checkout, please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with your city and country and we will look into it for you.
Please note, depending on your location and size of order, some countries impose import taxes. If your country taxes imports, you will not see them reflected in your postage total here on the TARNATION! Sports website. Instead, your Government will require you to pay them before they let you accept the package. Blame you government!
How do I track the package?
First Class and Priority Mail will include a delivery confirmation # that will be emailed to you. Please be aware that a delivery confirmation # is like a tracking number, but you can’t track progress of the package. It only tells you the day your shirt will be delivered, and it may tell you that the package was delivered a day or two before it actually arrives at your address.
For international orders, you must ship priority international to be able to track your package. Otherwise, the customs form number is emailed to you but there is no tracking available for first class. Sorry, but no option exists in our mail options for us to do that.
Why didn’t I receive a confirmation email?
Please check your email spam folder. Some email providers are better than others. Some are too good at stopping spam and also stop your friends from emailing you, so you are safe, but lonely. So please check the spam folder. If you are still missing the confirmation email, just email email@example.com and we’ll send you another one.
I was mistakenly sent the wrong item/I was sent a defective shirt.
What??? If this ever happens please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org with your order number and specifics on what the problem is, and we will correct the error, and yell at the guy who screwed up….)
Can I exchange a shirt?
If you are unhappy with your shirt, you can exchange it for another shirt of the same cost, within 30 days of purchase, as long as it’s unwashed and unworn . If you need to exchange, please email us and we’ll get back to you ASAP to get the ball rolling.
What name will appear on my credit card bill?
The name on your credit card bill will be TARNATION SPORTS (Then you can say, “What in Tarnation?”)
Do you sell shirts wholesale?
As Marv says, YESSSSSSSS! Retailers please contact us at email@example.com. Please include your contact information, what store you are purchasing for, and a valid employer ID number.
How do you print your tees?
We print all of our designs on ultra-soft, high-quality Tees. 100% cotton construction, for softness and comfort. NO JOKE!
Is your website affiliated with any teams or leagues?
No, the TARNATION! Sports website is strictly for entertainment and informational purposes, and is in no way affiliated with the NBA, NFL, MLB, NHL or any of the newspapers linked to. It also claims no rights to the trademarks of any team, league or organization.
Ok I am a fabulous artist. Can I design shirts for you?
Sure you’re an “artist”. Everyone today is either an “artist” or a “musician”. But seriously, not at present. However, feel free to email us a sample of your work and we’ll get back to you if it knocks us out.
I am a model, Can I model on TARNATION?
Oh sorry, I forgot…
Sure you’re an “model”. Everyone today is either an “artist” or a “musician” or a “MODEL”.
Actually as fate may have it, we are looking for models, but you’ll have to stand up to our standards. Can you stand up to our standards? If so, email us at Tarnationsports@gmail.com with some photos of your bad self in a tee shirt, and where you are located and we’ll be in touch.
I am a musician…Can I…